This is just where I'm gonna post entries from MLIA, FML, IMMD, or TFLN that I've especially enjoyed. And for anyone one else to, I guess. Post them favorites here~.
Today, I had new roommates move into my apartment. We were discussing things like how to split the utilities, and a schedule for taking out the trash, when randomly one says "We need to have a family game night, and i think we should turn the living room into a big fort." I knew i picked the right people to be my roommates. MLIA
Today, I bought a dinosaur egg that hatches when you leave it in water for 48 hours. After I excitedly read the directions I went to throw the box away. Behind me my mom screams "NO!!! If you throw the box way Raphael wont know where he came from!!" Way to look out for my pet dinosaur mom. And to name him. MLIA
I usually match my socks. Today, i couldn't find the match for my favorite sock, so I wore it with a different sock. The whole day I pretended it was having an affair. When I got home, I found the missing sock on my bed, along with another sock. I think it was getting revenge. MLIA
Today we started our new trimester. A boy who I know from swimming, that I didn't know goes to my school, was assigned to sit next to me. When he put his stuff down he looked over at me and said, "Oh hey! I didn't notice it was you with all your clothes on!" The looks on the other kids' faces were priceless. I just winked at him and then looked towards the front of the room. The faces got even better. MLIA.
Today my friends and I decided to play red rover. I was really surprised that they decided to put the two weakest people next to each other, but I ran at them anyways. Not only did I break through their hands, I ran head first into a pole. Apparently they had been planning this the whole time. My friends are evil geniuses. MLIA
Lately in school we've been doing this thing where we try to prove how gullible everyone else is. I turned to a girl and said, "Your sock is untied" and was surprised to hear her reply, "My socks actually have laces". I looked down to see her socks and they were just regular socks. When I looked back up she said nothing but had this huge grin on her face. That backfired. MLIA
Today, during a test I did not know the answer to a question. Instead of guessing I drew an epic battle between pirates and ningas. Guess who got extra credit? No, not me. I just got a question mark. MLIA.
Last night, I was really hot in bed, so I took one leg out of the covers. Then I got scared because it was too dark and my leg felt unprotected from somthing hiding under my bed. So I put it back under the blankets. MLIA
Today, my daughter's school called to inform me that I needed to bring her some sneakers. Not feeling like driving the 15 minutes to her school, I told them I was away from town. Then I realized I was on my house phone. FML
Today, it was the last day of finals. After sleeping less than three hours in the last two days, I got in the car to go to school. For a second, I thought my steering wheel, the gas pedal, and brake pedal were all missing. That's when I realized I was sitting in the back seat. FML
Today, during a review session for a botany class, I began to space out. Then, I started to go, "beep, beep, beep, beep." I stopped when I noticed the entire class staring at me as if I were insane. This was not the first time this had happened. FML
Today, it was raining downtown. I saw an elderly woman crossing the street so I lend her my umbrella and help her across. When we get to the other side, she says "Thank you Toby," and then refuses to give back "her" umbrella to me, loudly enough for a nearby cop to hear. FML
Today, in Science class, the teacher let us chat for a bit while he went outside to talk to another teacher. The Science teacher was the most strict teacher in the school. My friend secretly pulled out her rubiks cube. She got frustrated and said "The more you play with it the harder it gets!" My teacher runs back quickly inside and said "THATS WHAT SHE SAID" and ran out like nothing had happened. He is now my favourite teacher. MLIA
Last week while taking a history test I got distracted by two squirrels outside on a tree that were slapping each other. I watched the two of them until the bell rang for the end of class, and ended not finishing the essay question. So instead of asking if I could stay after school to finish it I quickly scribled down "Stupid squirrels gone and distracted me, sorry." Today I got my test back, and saw that I had been given full credit for the essay portion. My teacher even wrote a note saying. "They distracted you too?! You're not the only one. Stupid squirrels." MLIA
Today I went to the movie theater with some friends. Before going, we were deciding which movie to see. My mom suggested we go see New Moon because it's such a popular film. Immediately, my dad says "you mean that movie about the sparkly vampire fairy?". I'm proud of you dad. MLIA.
Today, while cleaning my bathroom, I was dancing along to single ladies, when I turned around I found that my older brother had been watching me. Feeling dumb I stopped and continued cleaning, he then got up, said "your doing it wrong" and proceeded to show me how to dance like beyonce. He's 21. Best. Brother. Ever. MLIA
Today my mom was yelling at everyone in the house to clean and saying no one cleans in this house. The printer/scanner then started to make a whole bunch of noise, so i checked out what was going on. I looked at the little screen in the front. It read "Cleaning".
Today I was at my friends house and we had nothing to do, so out of sheer boredom I suggested that we find the phonebook and call random McDoanlds and Burger Kings and ask "Hello? Is this the Krusty Krab?". Finally after calling about 20 or so times we finally got the response of "No! This is Patrick!" This made my day. MLIA
Today, I had new roommates move into my apartment. We were discussing things like how to split the utilities, and a schedule for taking out the trash, when randomly one says "We need to have a family game night, and i think we should turn the living room into a big fort." I knew i picked the right people to be my roommates. MLIA
ReplyDeleteToday, I bought a dinosaur egg that hatches when you leave it in water for 48 hours. After I excitedly read the directions I went to throw the box away. Behind me my mom screams "NO!!! If you throw the box way Raphael wont know where he came from!!" Way to look out for my pet dinosaur mom. And to name him. MLIA
ReplyDeleteI usually match my socks. Today, i couldn't find the match for my favorite sock, so I wore it with a different sock. The whole day I pretended it was having an affair. When I got home, I found the missing sock on my bed, along with another sock. I think it was getting revenge. MLIA
ReplyDeleteToday we started our new trimester. A boy who I know from swimming, that I didn't know goes to my school, was assigned to sit next to me. When he put his stuff down he looked over at me and said, "Oh hey! I didn't notice it was you with all your clothes on!" The looks on the other kids' faces were priceless. I just winked at him and then looked towards the front of the room. The faces got even better. MLIA.
ReplyDeleteToday my friends and I decided to play red rover. I was really surprised that they decided to put the two weakest people next to each other, but I ran at them anyways. Not only did I break through their hands, I ran head first into a pole. Apparently they had been planning this the whole time. My friends are evil geniuses. MLIA
ReplyDeleteToday in History, I got a detention for saying a curse word in class. What word did I say for me to deserve this? Voldemort. MLIA
ReplyDeleteLately in school we've been doing this thing where we try to prove how gullible everyone else is. I turned to a girl and said, "Your sock is untied" and was surprised to hear her reply, "My socks actually have laces". I looked down to see her socks and they were just regular socks. When I looked back up she said nothing but had this huge grin on her face. That backfired. MLIA
ReplyDeleteToday, during a test I did not know the answer to a question. Instead of guessing I drew an epic battle between pirates and ningas. Guess who got extra credit? No, not me. I just got a question mark. MLIA.
ReplyDeleteToday, I realized the word bed actually looks like a bed. MLIA
ReplyDeleteA fortnight ago I finally solved my rubiks cube. I waited two weeks to post this so that I could use the word fortnight.
ReplyDeleteLast night, I was really hot in bed, so I took one leg out of the covers. Then I got scared because it was too dark and my leg felt unprotected from somthing hiding under my bed. So I put it back under the blankets. MLIA
ReplyDeleteToday, I wore Axe body spray. I wasn't tackled by any women. MLIA.
ReplyDeleteToday, my daughter's school called to inform me that I needed to bring her some sneakers. Not feeling like driving the 15 minutes to her school, I told them I was away from town. Then I realized I was on my house phone. FML
ReplyDeleteToday, it was the last day of finals. After sleeping less than three hours in the last two days, I got in the car to go to school. For a second, I thought my steering wheel, the gas pedal, and brake pedal were all missing. That's when I realized I was sitting in the back seat. FML
ReplyDeleteToday, during a review session for a botany class, I began to space out. Then, I started to go, "beep, beep, beep, beep." I stopped when I noticed the entire class staring at me as if I were insane. This was not the first time this had happened. FML
ReplyDeleteToday, it was raining downtown. I saw an elderly woman crossing the street so I lend her my umbrella and help her across. When we get to the other side, she says "Thank you Toby," and then refuses to give back "her" umbrella to me, loudly enough for a nearby cop to hear. FML
ReplyDeleteToday, my dog received a christmas card before I did. FML
ReplyDeleteToday, in Science class, the teacher let us chat for a bit while he went outside to talk to another teacher. The Science teacher was the most strict teacher in the school. My friend secretly pulled out her rubiks cube. She got frustrated and said "The more you play with it the harder it gets!" My teacher runs back quickly inside and said "THATS WHAT SHE SAID" and ran out like nothing had happened. He is now my favourite teacher. MLIA
ReplyDeleteLast week while taking a history test I got distracted by two squirrels outside on a tree that were slapping each other. I watched the two of them until the bell rang for the end of class, and ended not finishing the essay question. So instead of asking if I could stay after school to finish it I quickly scribled down "Stupid squirrels gone and distracted me, sorry." Today I got my test back, and saw that I had been given full credit for the essay portion. My teacher even wrote a note saying. "They distracted you too?! You're not the only one. Stupid squirrels." MLIA
ReplyDeleteToday I went to the movie theater with some friends. Before going, we were deciding which movie to see. My mom suggested we go see New Moon because it's such a popular film. Immediately, my dad says "you mean that movie about the sparkly vampire fairy?". I'm proud of you dad. MLIA.
ReplyDeleteToday, while cleaning my bathroom, I was dancing along to single ladies, when I turned around I found that my older brother had been watching me. Feeling dumb I stopped and continued cleaning, he then got up, said "your doing it wrong" and proceeded to show me how to dance like beyonce. He's 21. Best. Brother. Ever. MLIA
ReplyDeleteGood ones, Pamela. 8D
ReplyDeleteToday my mom was yelling at everyone in the house to clean and saying no one cleans in this house. The printer/scanner then started to make a whole bunch of noise, so i checked out what was going on. I looked at the little screen in the front. It read "Cleaning".
ReplyDeleteToday I was at my friends house and we had nothing to do, so out of sheer boredom I suggested that we find the phonebook and call random McDoanlds and Burger Kings and ask "Hello? Is this the Krusty Krab?". Finally after calling about 20 or so times we finally got the response of "No! This is Patrick!" This made my day. MLIA
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